15 things to do instead of ruining everything like a typical millennial

Astrid Culp, Staff Writer

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Hey, teens! Yes, you! You want to feel like a mature person without the responsibilities and consequences, right? Are age restrictions cramping your style? Are you sick of Gen X’ers blaming you for things out of your control?
Read on below for some #yolo #swag tips on how to be a cool but RESPONSIBLE millenial!
  1. Suggest ideas for chapel

  2. Complain about how you were born in the wrong generation

  3. Try and decipher Ancient Sumerian

  4. Keep saying “Not all Millennials!” and hope someone acknowledges it

  5. Actually do your schoolwork

  6. Live with penguins for sixth months and learn their ways

  7. Write stupid articles like this one

  8. Write stupid articles like this one and post them to the internet for public consumption

  9. Ride the Falcon Rollercoaster repeatedly

  10. Raise money for a cause.  Everyone is doing it

  11. Drive safely and go the speed limit… Wild, I know

  12. Start a Ted Cruz fan club

  13. Read a book, I guess

  14. Try to not talk for a month

  15. Go to college, get married, have a couple kids, and retire to an assisted-living facility in Myrtle Beach

 

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Astrid Culp, Columnist

Astrid Culp is a new member of The Gauntlet for the 2017-2018 school year. As a Columnist for the Blog section, she presents the musicians, artists, movies,...

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